Bila Abang Seksi mengkritik - 2012.

Oh, abang mencarut.

Semalam Sabtu kan? Abang quite busy tau. Keluar cari rezeki satu hari, lepas tu balik-balik je, terus wife and kids ajak pergi tengok wayang. Abang pun memang dari hari tu lagi nak tengok cerita 2012, tapi tak sempat pun. So abang pun thrilled lah semalam, pakai smart atas bawah, kemeja dengan tie lagi. Tak sempat salin baju kerja. Sampai kena cop Bruno dengan Korean mana entah. Semalam sesejuk alam mencecah 5 darjah celcius pun, abang redah juga. Patutnya semalam abang tulis kritik pasal 2012, tapi abang tak boleh go dah last night, so abang tulis hari ini lah.

First impression - via poster and trailer. Abang expect something yang berat, jahat, menyentuh sensitiviti umum, skandal, konspirasi, bercorak keagamaan dan menyesatkan. Something yang epic seperti LOTR atau Kingdom of Heaven. Twisting seperti Da Vinci Code atau Angels and Demons. Abang berharap filem itu memerlukan abang untuk berfikir, atau memberi kejutan hebat dari semua segi. Sebabnya daripada apa yang abang tahu, 2012 tu agenda Jews. So abang expect Jews ni, pandai memutar-belit.

Selepas menonton - macam haram. Abang pissed off. Abang mencarut dalam hati. Abang menyumpah-seranah sendirian, dalam lif, dan semasa berjalan dalam kesejukan pagi, tak lupa juga dalam teksi semasa pulang ke rumah, dan juga di rumah. Dalam tidur pun. Bangun tidur abang sambung lagi. My wife punyalah takut tengok abang. Macam celaka punya movie. Macam mana boleh hit pun abang tak faham, sampai ke saat ini. Semasa menonton, abang cuba untuk memprotes dengan tidur. Yes, abang tidur lebih kurang 15 minit.

Kritikan Abang Seksi - bodoh. Writer bodoh. Jalan cerita lemah. Thrill lebih-lebih atau exaggeration yang melampau, menjadikan semua jalan cerita nampak bangang, dan bodoh. Lakonan kurang menyengat. Cinematography yang surreal dan banyak kelemahan dalam memilih angle. Timelines untuk setiap scenes agak bercanggah, macam Transformers. President United States tak handsome. Filem ini mengingatkan abang kepada Journey to the Center of the Earth. Sorry lah if adik-adik darjah 5 rasa offended dengan abang. Tapi atleast abang still thrilled semasa menonton Journey to the Center of the Earth. Tak kisah lah sebab itu filem fiction and purely for entertainment. But this movie supposed to be Fact/Sci-Fi, but certain parts are not related to each other. Sepatutnya ada sedikit elemen informasi antara kedua-dua kombinasi. After a while watching this movie, I seriously thought filem ini filem 3D. Akhirnya, abang tak tau apa point cerita itu langsung, setakat ramalan bodoh itu, then lain-lain tak ada point langsung. Tak masuk akal. Setakat epic scenes je, tapi satu apa tak masuk akal, baik tak payah. Childish. Bongok. Tak thrill langsung lah, setakat kapal terbang boleh masuk celah bangunan. Tak logik. Memang lah semua itu tak logik, tapi dari segi logiknya, most of the thrilling scenes semua tak logik. I mean, kalau nak epic scenes pun, jangan lah sampai lawan hukum fizik. You all carilah sendiri kat mana yang tak logik tu. Sampai mati abang tak akan faham why movie ni boleh hit. Kononnya rating dah boleh kalahkan Harry Potter. Abang tau, writer nak ketengahkan tema kekeluargaan dan values seperti ketekadan dalam mempertahankan keluarga, kesanggupan untuk melakukan apa sahaja untuk orang tersayang. Tapi itu so form 3 lah. Abang dah anak tiga kot.

Consequences - Abang dah bazirkan 8000 won untuk tiket, dan 2500 won untuk Fanta Grape. Dan 2000 won untuk teksi. Abang pissed off. Wife abang takut. Anak demam sebab cuaca sejuk. Abang tidur time kerja pada keesokan harinya. Abang benci movie tu.

Opss, gtg. Daughter abang yang second tu demam. Kencing tilam je kerja. Mami-Poko pun tak boleh percaya lah sekarang ni. Corruption.

TTYL babeh. AMF, XOXO. Take care. Muaaahxx..

-Abang Seksi-

Bila abang seksi bergosip - Megan Fox, Miyabi dan Angelina Jolie.

Abang bosan. Abang cari movie kat torrent nak download, tapi tak ada movie yang best. Lalu abang pun download movie adik-adik tingkatan empat yang bertajuk Jennifer's Body. Abang rasa director movie ni cuba nak lawan Twilight, tapi bagi abang masih banyak lagi kekurangan dari segi jalan cerita dan cinematography. Satu je yang membuatkan abang terus menonton movie ni, sebab Megan Fox dengan tak senonohnya berlakon. Bagi abang lah, Megan Fox mempunyai muka yang tak bersalah atau innocent, dan tak patut berlakon watak jahat dalam movie ni. Dalam beberapa scene juga, baru abang perasan yang muka si Megan Fox ada iras-iras dengan seorang pelakon AV terkemuka Japan, Maria Ozawa a.k.a Miyabi. Ini abang punya pandangan lah. Cuba tengok ni:

Megan Fox.

Ini pula Miyabi,

Sama kan? Tang gigi tu.

Adik-adik janganlah offended pula sebab abang memberi pendapat ini. Mungkin you all rasa Megan Fox lebih kurang sama macam Angelina Jolie kan? Tak kisah lah, sebab abang ada benda lagi best tau. Tengok ni, kurang ajar ke tak?

Miyabi bertudung.

Samseng kan Miyabi sekarang? Dengar cerita Miyabi berlakon dalam satu movie Indonesia yang bertajuk, "Menculik Miyabi". Ada juga yang mengatakan Miyabi dah insaf selepas hampir mati akibat sifilis. Jadah ape insaf? Abang rasa baik Miyabi jangan insaf sekarang. Tapi, takdelah lawa mana pun kalau Miyabi bertudung kan?

Ini pula kes Megan Fox dan Angelina Jolie yang tak habis-habis bergaduh dan mencemuh sesama sendiri, apabila ramai yang mengatakan Megan Cuba untuk mengcopy Angelina. Ahhh, mampus korang lah. Apa abang kisah?

Yang penting dua-dua hot kan?

Abang kena tukar pampers anak kejap. BRB, AFK, ABN, XOXO, AMF. Aumm..auuummm...

-Abang Seksi-

Made of Glass.

Human heart is made of glass. It can be easily broken. Unless it is made of new technology polymer compound. Broken heart is a dangerous place to be in. Shattered glass can lead into another bad injuries. So, clean the mess first. Mend the broken heart. Use high concentration super-glue, so it can't be broken again. Broken heart, can sometimes leave a bunch of trails, revealing new unveiled paths, and for that reason, we keep falling in love with a simple attention. Lost in the choices.

Oh hey, it's you.

Oh hey, it's you. I saw you somewhere the other day. But you weren't there for me. I mean, you were there, but I am the only one who can't see you there. Well done, it happens to hurt me. Then I started to know, that you have the heart of a stone. It is so not you, not from the outside. You have the lovely eyes, the attractive nose, the lips that I always admire, but you are a stone-hearted, whose a bit far from who I used to love.

Hey you. It's you. You were not the most beautiful girl I ever met. You were not my type at all. You don't have what I want in a girl. But love happens. God gave me that. I don't want it at first. Don't you remember, you were the one who wanted to give a try? I've tried, the best that I could. I've tried, to be me and to be there for you. Well, I shouldn't. Because you were hoping to see him in me. Sorry that I couldn't take you for a dinner always. Sorry I couldn't be like him. You didn't know me that well, that I am not the other guy that you used to love. You can't get over him, and I know that.

I know I fucked up everything. I said things that I didn't mean to say. Well, I am human too. I have this feelings and emotion. You happened to make angry, regardless of what I would feel or what I would think. Did you ever consider that? Then, when I started to curse you, you ran away from me just like that. A perfect getaway. I bet you feel better to be far from me now. To have a normal life again.You know, whenever you think I can't reach you now, I'm actually reaching you. How? You don't need to know. Fuck me, I can't get over you. It is lame for you, and for me of course.

Fuck me, I loved you that much and I still have this feelings toward you, until now. Fuck me, if I don't care much about you, I wouldn't write this. There is no such things as lost, or can be lost, but I am lost. For someone who lost, finding a way out isn't that easy, maybe they need a rescue from somewhere to find a way back. If you are willing to rescue me, then find me. Otherwise, I'll take it as nothing. Well, you couldn't be stupid enough to read something that a person you don't even care writes in his blog.

Whatever related to you, your name, your friends, your whatever that I see you in it, damn they still give me a rush of a blood to my head. I want you yo know that I will never give up on you. Like you care that I care. Like I don't care that you don't care. The ending wasn't there at once, the beginning isn't now near here. How many years, I have to be in this state of life, I will be.

A story of a cat, not Catherine.

This is Ema Hashim. She is my friend. Yes, a friend.... A friend, like a friend, friend.... What?.... She is my friend. Well, I've been trying to search for her video of her performance on last Friday, and I tried to search everywhere on earth, but the only one I got that I can use to put it here is this one. Which is a little bit short, but don't worry, I've seen all of it on her Facebook for sure. Just want to give a little clue on how Ema Hashim looks like in a form of human being. Because she used to be a cat before.

She can sing. You can see her singing in the video above. She is a good singer, isn't it? Yes, a good singer. She once sang me a birthday song on my birthday. That is the best birthday present I ever had since I was born. Even my mom never sing me a birthday song with guitar. But I didn't say my mom is not the best.

Well Ems, I am proud of you, babe. I taktau nak main gitar pun, tambahkan nak perform depan orang ramai kan? You cool je boleh perform depan orang ramai kan. You were doing great on the show, and how I wish I can be there to watch it live. Congratulations on your performance. After this if you change back into a cat form, I kasik whiskas banyak-banyak. Kasik geeemuuuuuuuuuukk sikit. hahaha. I was kidding Ems.

p/s: Sorry I malas nak reach you at your Facebook. Kinda busy lah there. I'm quite off the grid, and was sick after a bad fever.

Cut off.

I realized, the only way to cut off any relation between you and me, is only when any of us die.

I don't want to die, and I don't want you to die either.

Then how can we get away from each other?

Well, it will never happen. That's mean, we can never get away from any of this.

I just, miss you. That's all.

P/s: thank God I am still alive today, after a few day suffering of bad fever, and being suspected of having H1N1 virus. I was almost dying on one night, the only thing left on mind is to perceive, and seriously I thought I was dying for real. Life is back on the track, God gave me the lesson for me to be learn from. To anyone who are sitting exams now, a big big good luck from me. You can do it!

Kedah inks deal to develop US$10bil Merapoh oil refinery

The Pakatan Rakyat-run Kedah state government has signed a memorandum of agreement with Merapoh Resources Corporation to develop a US$10 billion oil refinery.

Located at Yan, Kedah, the refinery will be Malaysia’s largest with a refining capacity of 350,000 barrels per day.

It is expected to create 300,000 jobs and contribute some RM500 million a year to the state coffers when completed in five years’ time.

“We will continue to give assistance to Merapoh and others as we are a business-friendly government,” Kedah Menteri Besar Azizan Abdul Razak said at the signing ceremony.

Foreign funding

Funding for the project will be sourced internationally, with Hong Kong Beijing Star Ltd and Winson Investment Ltd taking strategic stakes.

Both firms will each invest US$5 billion into the project in exchange for 40 percent equity in Merapoh, with the balance 20 percent held by executive chairman Mohd Nazri Ramli, a former geologist with Petronas.

Merapoh will refine crude oil from the Middle East and export to China.

China National Petroleum Company will take up 200,000 barrels per day for 20 years. The state-owned Chinese firm may later on take up a stake in Merapoh.

The deal is believed to have orignated by former premier Mahathir Mohamad some time before he retired in 2003 but was finalized only recently.

Thank God. I don't have to go far to find job.

Tanganmu yang bodoh.

Hairan. Hari-hari pun hairan. Macam hari-harian. Apakah susah untuk mengubah mentaliti yang kita ada? Atau kita yang sengaja membiarkan ianya melarat. Semakin menambah apa yang sudah sedia teruk. Tidak mampukah, atau kita yang malas? Kita tanam, baja dan siram, mananya tak tumbuh segar. Kalau disembur racun, lalu digembur dan ditanam dengan tanaman lain, mudah-mudahan tak ada lagi kulat dalam tanaman itu.

Namun kita tidak. Kita lebih suka hidup dalam selamat yang bahaya. Dalam diam, kita dikelilingi bahaya. Dalam diam juga, kita dibunuh, diseksa dan dikelar hidup-hidup. Banggakah kita, menyiarkan keburukan sendiri, kesilapan diri, kejahatan dan kebodohan diri sendiri. Mata luar, otak asing. Yang pandangnya bukan berambut kerinting seperti kita. Yang pandangnya mempunyai akal yang berbeza. Bila dipandang, apa yang kita anggap kemanusiaan, kebaikan, dan amalan baik saling bantu-membantu yang kita semai dari mulanya warisan budaya kita, tidak akan mudah difahami orang lain.

Semua itu bodoh, pegangan kita tentang hubungan sesama manusia, dimana kita anggap kita perlu mempertahankan hak diri sendiri, bangsa sendiri. Namun kita memperbodohkan bangsa dan hak sendiri. Tanpa disedari kita mencerca bangsa sendiri, dan mata luar yang tidak tahu-menahu tentang apa itu bangsa kita, apatah lagi tidak menyokong. Lagi suka mereka menambah keburukan yang kita besar-besarkan. Kita marah dipanggil bodoh dan malas. Tapi hakikatnya kita yang menampakkan kebodohan dan kemalasan itu.

Apakah tiada cara lain? Sebenarnya ada saja. Kita khuatir, untuk melangkah keluar. Keuntungan diri sendiri perlu dijaga. Guna saja orang lain, gunakan kelebihan mereka, lagi sedap gunakan keburukan orang, untuk masuk duit ke poket sendiri. Arus perdana media kini, konon membela nasib bangsa. Perlukah kita siarkan jambatan yang tak cukup papan? Atau papan tanda yang kurang huruf tulisannya? Sebenarnya itulah kebodohan kita, pentingkan diri sendiri. Memburukkan orang lain, menambah lagi keburukan orang. Dan itu bodoh.

Fikirkanlah, apa yang baik untuk anak bangsa. Coretkan untuk mereka. Kalau bijaknya kamu mencoret madah kata, jangan bodohkan mereka dengan tulisanmu. Kerana mereka itu kadang-kala memang sudah bodoh, namun lagi diperbodohkan, dan kamu marah bila bangsamu dipanggil bodoh. Kerana kamu yang memperbodohkan. Tuliskan apa yang ada di bulan, tuliskan apa yang ada disebalik dunia. Kembangkan akal mereka, bukan dengan kebodohan atau kelemahan, tapi dengan apa yang mereka belum pasti ada di masa akan datang. Agar, mereka tidak bodoh kelak. Tangan kamu, mencorak bangsa, bukan memperbodohkan bangsa.

It was you.

"You know that feeling you get when you just know you're with the right person? That warm, fuzzy feeling right in your chest that let's you know you're safe with this person? That's how you made me feel."

We were all wrong, and yet we are.

So You Think You Can Dance?

So you think you can be more inspiring than her?

Unfortunately, she was cut off during solo in Vegas.


This might be the most beautiful contemporary ever. It is so beautiful that makes you want to cry.